Print shirts and southern accents

Who wants to go to MIAMI with me?!? Why do I want to go to Miami? This is why. And no, I don't give a shit if he IS dating Jenny Macarthy or if the other IS married, he's fucking OBI WAN!!!!! And no I don't care if they are filming a gay movie or whatever, HE'S FUCKING OBI WAN AND Jim Carrey was my fucking IDOL for a very long time (but Bono took over when I was introduced)...

SO!!!

Who wants to go to Miami?