chirp

Went to the doctor today to get yet another infection looked at, and got some meds, and I was the one that noticed it was sulfa medication. I'm quite angry. Good thing I caught it. I guess doc didn't relay the sulfa med allergy to the pharmacy, and I forgot to tell them after the last fiasco with my burn. I was entirely too pissed off then too.

Beatrice wasn't feeling so well the other day, so i'm giving her some super doses of light (it's winter) and water, and nummy nummy crickets. I had the crickets in a butter container, and I accidentally tipped too many out in her diggy, and some of them may have escaped the grasps of my turtle's jaws. So, in all this glory and catching crickets and screaming and beatrice eating, I came up with the PERFECT way to get back at my neighbors downstairs.

Cricket Breeding.

It's cold right now, but I'm within my rights of the complex to have bugs out there if they are in a terrarium like fixture. but they would be in the biggest god damn tubbie i could find. It's too cold right now to breed them outside, but, I can get a heat lamp, and I can get blankets. Plus, it'll attract birds and squirrels, and I don't mind those, as long as they poop on the neighbors porch and eat the neighbors flowers. Not to mention all the noise. Noise Noise NOise NOIse NOISe NOISE!!! ALL THE NOISE! No noise complaints because it's the animal's natural sound. There is no control. They, however, are animals that should be controlled but insist on fighting and slamming doors at midnight. (I've complained the last few nights to our manager lady because i was awake until 3am listening to them fight and then have makeup sex.)

chirp.

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Here's bea enjoying her new digs.


And here's margie enjoying it with her.

I can SEEEEE

Went From This:



(Please note the foggy headlamps. It's the best picture I could find.)

To this:





Thanks to my dad, and some fancy techniques that took us many man hours and a lot of hard work. AND, they are aimed now, so I can SEE the road, and not just use my fog lights to get around. How about that!? I love my dad!!!

What did I tell you....

I don't know what she's up to, but it's definately no good.


In other news, i'm thinking about just throwing a spray of water out my window to stop the fuckers from smoking for 10 hours solid. They don't finish their cigarettes, and it's gonna be hell to pay when they get evicted for fighting. (just started and it's only 6:30.)

Any Ideas? Anyone?

In other news, check out this photo i took of the Ravenel bridge.

Geekdom

Holy shit guys,

I just watched Transformers. I totally loved it!!!! It's one of the few movies I actually want to buy and own so when I get my own Surround Sound I can watch the shit out of it. Plus I loved the story. I know, probably hard core geeks are going, omg what a dumb movie. But I think I loved the personalities of the transformers the most. I appreciate the visual effects, i mean, HOLY SHIT it takes a lot to make a car into a robot and then put it back together again. Plus, it had a good story line, and it was released just long enough after the originals (15-20 or so years) that nobody really forgot about it, and the children of the 80's could really appreciate it.

I think I especially liked it because of the sound. As I'm looking into colleges and deciding where I want to put my degree to use (sound design, sound engineering, etc..) it really inspires me to see this kind of work done, and done so well. I really need to get a proper surround sound set up, so Kris, you bet your ASS we'll be watching it at your house come Christmastime. I'm totally geeked out right now and stoked about it. I had a lot of fun watching this movie, and I think that's how movies should be. And, just to add to my geekynessd, I've added Optimus Prime's PSA on Prostate Cancer. ENJOY!

Conspiracy Theory

Beatrice is a conspiracy Theorist. I caught her at a typewriter the other day, madly tapping out the great banana and chicken conspiracy of 2007. I quietly snuck up behind her to read what she was furiously getting off her chest, but I didn't get to read a lot of it before she turned on me and started chasing me around the house. What i could read was:

"The elders are against us. They do not feed us what they know we need. They are holding back. The red haired female seems to control what it is that goes into my diet, but I cannot let that stand in the way of destroying her. There are things going on behind the fridge doors that frighten even me. Why is it that the cat, the oldest cat, gets the delicious flavors of the can whenever she meows loudly, and obnoxiously I might add, whilst i must be fed scraps and nasty putrid "Health food" and I am the quietest and most well behaved! It is time to fight back. The inconsistencies between the species in this household must be brought to the attention of a higher power. It is time to rise up, and bring equality to ME!!!!"

I'm definitely keeping an eye on her. I have yet to find evidence of an uprising through her blog, but I'm sure she has blogs that i don't know about. I shall keep my eyes and ears open.

Look dangerous to you? She's plotting something....