xoox
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
No fun

And a special shout out to my mom, who drove me to the doctor this morning when i was COMPLETELY unable to do so myself. I couldn't stand or sit still for more than 3 seconds, so she volunteered to help me out, and she stayed up late with me last night and helped me get calimine lotion on my back. And she hung out with me today when i was getting sleepy and really was a great mom. As usual. :) Thanks mom.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Goodbye Lighthouse, Goodbye St Simon!
This turtle is Lighthouse. He (or she) has a radio transmitter. The pictures you see of the other turtle is St Simon, and he (or she) does not have a transmitter. But Lighthouse was very spunky, and every time the volunteers would try to help them, he'd smack them with his flippers as if to say, "ALRIGHT GET OFF! JEEZ! I'm going already, leave me alone!!!"
There are simply too many pictures to post here, but you can click HERE and it will take you to my photobucket album of the release. It's really
Friday, May 18, 2007
Doesn't happen that often...
      I just read this excerpt from the "sick bits" in my "bits i liked" section. I laughed out loud. I had completely forgotten about it.
"Maybe I'll get tested. For everything!! Measles, mumps, rubella, the clap, crabs, back spasms, itchy forehead, heart disease, AIDS, trench foot, flop bottom, high cholesterol, bad eyesight, pregnancy, non-pregnancy, SIDS
, stinky eye, achy butt, dwarfism, tennis elbow, googly eye, hitchikers thumb, wankers chin, hematosis, crooked booger, depression, mania, bi-polar, schizophrenia, lactose intolerance, allergies to bees, ants, and those little pinchy bastards, spider bites, hoof in mouth, fart sideways, lazy eye, athletes foot, heart ache, alcoholism, athletes fruit, athletes foot, cocaine dependence, cancer, jaundice, hepatitis A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,Z,Q, and R, kidney disease, cataracts, heart disease, alzheimers, and butt-fall-out-syndrome."
All the tests came back positive, especially athletes fruit and cocaine dependence. :)
    "Maybe I'll get tested. For everything!! Measles, mumps, rubella, the clap, crabs, back spasms, itchy forehead, heart disease, AIDS, trench foot, flop bottom, high cholesterol, bad eyesight, pregnancy, non-pregnancy, SIDS
, stinky eye, achy butt, dwarfism, tennis elbow, googly eye, hitchikers thumb, wankers chin, hematosis, crooked booger, depression, mania, bi-polar, schizophrenia, lactose intolerance, allergies to bees, ants, and those little pinchy bastards, spider bites, hoof in mouth, fart sideways, lazy eye, athletes foot, heart ache, alcoholism, athletes fruit, athletes foot, cocaine dependence, cancer, jaundice, hepatitis A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,Z,Q, and R, kidney disease, cataracts, heart disease, alzheimers, and butt-fall-out-syndrome."All the tests came back positive, especially athletes fruit and cocaine dependence. :)
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Embrace your inner Yellow and Black
Those of you that haven't been living under a rock for
 the last few weeks are aware that there is a fire in Georgia. Well, several fires really. Well, recently, today, the smoke floated up to chalreston area. It was on the news last night that is was coming, so we all knew it. But we didn't know it woul
d be this bad. Visibility is less than 1/2 mile, and it's disorienting. What happens to a bee when they get smoked? They get disoriented, and go back to the hive and gorge themselves with honey. I just don't have honey.But i am disoriented and confused.
I'm disoriented because of the smoke, but confused because of other events.
I worked at a company for one week and had 38.5 hours on my time card. I was supposed to be paid last week on the 11th. I still have not received my paycheck.
So i called my company and said, what the fuck? Where's my money bitches?
They said: Well w
e sent it on the 10th, so it should have been there on the 11th.Me: Well it's not, so can you put a stop payment on the check and re send it?
Them: It'll cost you.
Me: Why?! This is not my mistake!
Them: Well it'll cost you 33 dollars out of your paycheck to put a stop payment on it and resend it.
Me: I don't want it re sent. Obviously that's not working!
Them: Well we sent it.
Me: Do you see the logic in charging me for a mistake I did not make? Do you see that it is illogical to punish me?
Them: No.
I'm very frustrated. So i went there and picked up my check, and i signed up for direct deposit. I have to send in as well as fax my time card to these people, and it's very frustrating. I'm on my way to finding a regular job because seriously, This is just not working. I thought these folks would be more professional, but damn.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
heh...
And get like a Katana Scabbard for t
Ok, so i decided to put myself back to square one. I like the actual LAYOUT of this blog, but i don't like the backround. Sometime soon, when i have the time (which i do seem to have a lot of lately) I'll go through and try and find some kind of backround and template that fits me well enough that i'll be happy to see it every morning. I like the background and layout i had with my last template, but it just wasn't working for me, i didn't have all the bits I wanted. So... There you go.
Oh and happy birthday to my brother.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
I'm on my way
In six months, i hope to be a licence carrying motorcyclist. I got my permit yesterday. I'm so stoked, and now i can practice legally. Hooray! This is the bike i'll be practicing on (one very much like it, the one i'm practicing on doesn't have a sissy bar) but the bike i want, i dont think i've found just yet.
This one is small enough for me, and i'd like to get something like it. I couldn't believe it when i went and got my permit yesterday. I'm not one that usually follows through with something like that. I've wanted a motorcycle since I lived in denver, so this isn't something new. But i'm very excited to start learning.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
This poll should work
      ok, i got a poll from polldaddy.com, and this one should work. Give it a shot! 
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
An american Doll
So, okay I wanted to write a lot more, and i just now realized it, but my keyboard fucking DIED on me. So what am i using to type this? Not the onscreen keyboard, no no no. This is far far worse.an iMac keyboard from like 1998 that types like a fucking typewriter. The keys have to be pushed with such force that my hands hurt after typing for too long.
SO this shall be short and sweet.
Tori's album is... Well, right off the bat i've never related so much
to an album. Before, it was I liked a few songs, i liked the tune, and only after a while did i treasure the album. This album said, "elizabeth, LISTEN!" I said in my last post that i thought i related most to Clyde. My preminitons were spot on. I could pick her songs out before i even knew their names. I also listened to the interview and concert on SIRIUS and she was funny and quick and her usual AWESOME self. Fuckin' hell. This is gonna be a great tour. I awnt to write so much more but arthritis is setting in.In other news, I have the hiccups.
I will write more when i get a new keyboard.
